WHAT THE SIGNS SAY WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE

• Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down the door*
• Taurus: SHIT MAN
• Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
• Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
• Leo: Screams while lying face down in a bed
• Virgo: THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES
• Libra: Goodbye cruel world
• Scorpio: *rips door off of hinges* NO MORE
• Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP
• Capricorn: *bites their fist* No I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken
• Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASNT THERE BEFORE
• Pisces: BUT WHY ME