WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL AWAKE

• Aries: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
• Taurus: Accidentally slept way too much during the day
• Gemini: Never sleepy
• Cancer: Emotionally distressed
• Leo: Blogging, their followers won't have anything to do after they log off.
• Virgo: Reading a really awesome book.
• Libra: Online shopping and midnight skyping.
• Scorpio: Having sex/masturbating/crying. Or all three at the same time.
• Sagittarius: Posting on their conspiracy theory blog.
• Capricorn: Drank too much coffee.
• Aquarius: Not enough hours in a day to keep their mind functioning healthily.
• Pisces: Ran out of sleeping pills and is miserable and probably have a midnight crisis. (Pun intended.)