✎ YUKOKI
I like many things;
Many, many things;

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

anzujaamu:

Dolly Eye Bubble Grey lenses  and a long purple wig from Uniqso!

Check out my review here and don’t forget to use the code “anzujaamu” for a %10 discount!

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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wecansexy:

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first of all how dare you,

notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

midorimmas:

How not to surprise people by Nozaki with Sakura

Don’t try this at home, kids!

laughatthestars:

today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

stillslydgn:

i’m too punk croc for this shit 

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